Every Now And Then

Ha!!!!!

2010-03-05T07:10:00.001-08:00

Rachel Was Here!!!!!!!!!!!

Just To Let You Know...

2008-02-07T16:32:00.000-08:00

Oops, gone and broke the first two rules.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8LhVJh-95gc
http://www.flickr.com/photos/23675396@N07/sets/72157603888790332/
http://s201.photobucket.com/albums/aa286/kuffarjahideen/Scientology%20Protest/
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tmUa-ygnPNA
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eoA0mnISlyQ

xenu.net
factnet.org
whyaretheydead.net

google/wiki these:
Lisa McPherson
Operation Freakout
Operation Snow White
Scientology Fair Game Policy
The Unfunny Truth

Dane Cook Is Not Funny

2008-02-06T18:01:00.000-08:00

Dane Cook is the least funniest man in comedy. His jokes are immature, stupid, and not original. He's what I call the retards comedian. The only people I see laugh at him are dumbasses, mentally distressed (I don't mean like down syndrome just cause I said retard), and weeaboos (oddly enough). I'll admit I thought he was funny when I was younger, but I since grew up and developed a sense of humor, while he grew an abnoxious ego (further hindering his funniness). And as a last word, obviously enough, his movies suck too. Poor poor Jessica Alba, she'll never live that one down.

Abortion

2008-01-25T21:55:00.000-08:00

It comes down to one thing, are you pro-choice or pro-life? Well pro-choice's hidden message is dead babies, pro-life's is overpopulation, personally I'm pro-choice because overpopulation is worse than dead babies, I'd rather it be dead than it be put in an orphanage costing the country more money (the part I least care about just to let you know) and when it grows up it will feel unloved and probably hate the world either causing as much damage as possible or wishing it were dead, I say cut out the middle man, if its gonna want to be dead anyways might as well make it happen faster.

Some people may think thats horrible, but its for mercy, why put it through all that pain? I'm not gonna go into religion because thats one heavy topic but IF god exists where do you think that baby's gonna go anyway? If not god reincarnation perhaps? I'm just saying Abortion isn't all bad.

OH SHI-

2008-01-22T00:48:00.001-08:00

Follow my instructions and this won't happen to you, Jesus just wouldn't listen he was all "don't worry, it will all be okay jus-" that when they began their Jesus feast. And thus Jesus-X was born, but thats a different story entirely, just follow my instructions and you won't be torn limb from limb by zombies.

Zombie Survival Tip 2: Free Running

2008-01-19T23:59:00.000-08:00

This seems like a good site to go to to learn about free running.

www.thefreerunningmovie.com/freerunningnf.php

...don't have much more to say on that.

Zombie Survival 2

2008-01-06T23:16:00.000-08:00

In the last Zombie Survival I talked about how to hold up in a mall, I also mentioned that I think a mall is a horrible place to hide out in, mostly because there are a lot of zombies and if by chance a search party is about theres probably not much chance they'll look in a mall. So, now I'm going to tell you how to hold up a normal house. We'll go over your average one story home, and two story homes (my preference). I guess we'll start off with the one story. We'll assume that it has a cellar, if it doesn't most of this will still be useful to you. First you'll want to board up all doors leading outside. You can use shelves, cabinet doors, bed frames, bedroom doors, basically any long or flat (or both) pieces of wood for barricading, just make sure its thick enough to hold anything. Find Nails, you need nails, lots and LOTS of LONG nails (the long part is for extra added safety). If your house does not have nails theres a good bet theres a lot of other important things missing too, if I were you I'd find a different house. Now nail up all the doors and windows (if by chance you don't have a hammer use another large metal object that can pound something). Nail long, stronger peices to the doors, preferably reaching from end to end. If you have enough strong pieces use them for the windows too, but make sure you use the long strong ones for the doors. Once everything is barricaded (make sure to take my advise from the last one and keep an inconspicuous emergency exit only loosley barricaded) move the refrigerator to the cellar, in fact stockpile all food and most of the supplies (the ones not so often used) in the cellar. If theres no electricity you'll need a generator (which should also be kept in the cellar, in fact the cellar is the only room that should have electricity, noise attracts zombies and so can light) if you do not have a generator you'll have to go and get one. If you are in a suburban area before you drive (if you can) all the way to the nearest home depot (if there is one AND if its not already looted, also it'd probably be crawling with zombies) I would check your neighbors house to see if they have a generator (here's an instance where you can free run-jumping from rooftop to rooftop to avoid going to ground level) if you can't find one the worst thing is you won't be able to use any electronics or the refrigerator (which won't actually be much use anyway) so I don't advise leaving the neighborhood to get one unless those dvd's are worth risking your life for. Also the cool thing about the suburbs is that theres a lot of canned food, in my neighbor hood theres probably 200-500 houses, (thats just a guess I'm probably way off) 95% chance of each house having some canned food so you don't have to risk your life going to a supermarket (which may be looted anyway) to get food. Individual houses probably aren't looted and people leaving in a hurry won't take their canned food with them. Weapons shouldn't be hard to find, a monkey wrench, a hammer, kitchen knives (the big mutha's!), some houses probably have guns (emergency use only, very loud, noise attracts zombies)-sorry UK, no guns for you. If zombies do get through (assuming that you can't get to your emergency exit in time, if you can good for you) you'll probably be wishing for that generator when the only place you can get to is the cellar. If this happens I would suggest ready yourself some books, batteries, a flashlight, perhaps a radio because if you did have a generator it would eventually run out of fuel and you might be waiting down there for a long time.

Zombie Survival Tip 1

2008-01-05T10:21:00.000-08:00

Be as quiet as possible, noise attracts zombies. 4-5 zombies are manageable, 20-30+ zombies, now you have a problem. Leave your hideout as little as possible and hoarde as much supplies as you can, if you can retrieve large amounts of supplies at one time safely, you'll only have to leave your hideout once or twice a month if that. Rather than use generators for power, you should use batteries. Generators are loud, and as stated before noise attracts zombies. Batteries on the other hand power anything, and since the zombie apocalypse prices have dropped like a rock. With batteries you can power walkmans, flash lights, radios, even gameboys if you get bored enough.

That concludes zombie tip 1. Stay safe, and don't get infected.

My Future Bass

2008-01-04T12:28:00.000-08:00

Fender Standard Precision Bass

Zombie Survival 1 continued

2008-01-04T08:53:00.000-08:00

When I left off you had just went to go get food, and now you're back contemplating whether or not you need to go get weapons. For one almost anything can be used as a weapon, look around for blunt club like objects, such as table legs. What? no tables or chairs in all of your hideout? Well in that case you have to determine if you need a weapon before you go risk yourself looking for one. Ask yourself: are there a lot of zombies around? (if so you might want to improve your barricade too, zombies are strong in large groups) now, are there enough zombies to where you need a weapon, but little enough so you won't be at too much risk running through them? That question is negotiable with your preference, but the more, the more dangerous, obviously.
So lets say you decide to go get that weapon, what to look for? Guns? If your Mall has a gun store (which I've never seen a Mall have), but I wouldn't recommend guns anyway, too loud, guns are good, but in a Mall only as a last resort, you want to alert as few zombies as possible (hopefully none). If you don't want a blunt object, I would go get a big knife from a deli or something in the food court. If your Mall has a gym a heavy dumbbell would crush a zombie skull quite well.
The next item you should get is a CB radio or something of that nature (most likely found in an electronics store) in case there are search party's, they probably wouldn't go in a mall just for the hell of it, let em' know you're there, that way you might not be stuck in some rank zombie infested mall the rest of your life. Oh, you might also want to make a couple water runs before you return and close up your hideout, you don't want to have to open and close it too often, and your body can go a lot longer without food than it can water. Go get bottled water (its safe to drink) from the food court, again, try to fill your jacket/wheelbarrow/ as much as possible, you REALLY need water.

And with that your hideout is adaquetly stocked and about as safe as can be, you're in for what will probably be a long wait, unless you're one of those adventurous types, but this concludes Zombie Survival 1, tune in next time for Zombie Survival 2, and various short tips on how to make your stay in the zombie apocalypse a little bit safer.

Zombie Survival 1

2008-01-03T23:38:00.000-08:00

Zombies are the wretched re-animated corpses of the recently deceased; This is the first installment of how to hide from them, not turn into them, and to keep them dead. We'll start off with shelter. Malls are a common hiding place, but as a personal preference I like smaller dwellings, as its easier to keep watch on the entire compound. But if you do decide to use a Mall, make sure you find a room or store with a back door or stairs as the back door will probably be less infested and zombies have a hard time getting up sdtairs. You'll probably want to barricade the front entrance because in a Mall doors are usually made of glass which is really easy for a zombie to break into, just put stuff in front of it so they can't see you if they happen to walk past. The most important part of a barricaded glass door is to make it so the zombies can't see you. Though if one decides to get curious you don't want it weak enough so he can just waltz right through. Though you might want to make it so you can undo the barricade easily enough so you can go get supplies every now and then. Once you've finished with planning your barricade you should go get supplies, namely food, (food first because almost anything can be used as a weapon, you probably wouldn't have to even go look for one) head to the food court, grab as much pre-packaged food as you can! you might want to find a wheelbarrow from a hardware store or a jacket and see how much you can stuff in it. Once you have as much as you can carry I advise you to head back to your hideout, then you can decide if you need to go find weapons.

Now that you are safe in your hideout, come back for Zombie Survival 1 cont., coming soon.

Scientology, Evil or Just Stupid

2008-01-01T09:13:00.000-08:00

Why do some people oppose Scientology?

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There are certain characteristics and mental attitudes that cause a percentage of the population to oppose violently any betterment activity or group. This small percentage of the society (roughly 2 percent) cannot tolerate that Scientology is successful at improving conditions around the world. This same 2 percent is opposed to any effective self-betterment activity. The reason they so rabidly oppose Scientology is because it is doing more to help society than any other group. Those who are upset by seeing man get better are small in number compared to the millions who have embraced Scientology and its efforts to create a sane civilization and more freedom for the individual.

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I am so extremely pissed at scientology right now, more than usual...THAT IS SUCH CRAP!!! SCIENTOLOGY DOES NOT HELP ANYBODY! THEY THINK THATS WHY PEOPLE HATE SCIENTOLOGY?!? ANYONE THAT HATES SCIENTOLOGY HAS MORALS, SOMETHING SCIENTOLOGY SERIOUSLY LACKS!

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Morals and Ethics(scientology has none)Scientologists follow The Way to Happiness, which defines morals as "a code of good conduct laid down out of the experience of the race to serve as a uniform yardstick for the conduct of individuals and groups" but warns that "over time, morals can become outmoded, burdensome, and so invite revolt."Scientology states that there is no absolute right or wrong but that right and wrong are actually a gradient from right to wrong. An action must contain construction which outweighs the destruction it contains in order to be considered good. "Good is any action which brings the greatest construction to the greatest number of dynamics while bringing the least destruction. An 'absolute wrongness' would be the extinction of the universe and all energy and the source of energy. . . . An 'absolute right' would be the immortality of the individual himself, his children, his group, mankind and the universe."

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OMG this totally takes out the human element of morals, good deeds have nothing to do with construction or desruction. lets say you have a two year old and a teen mother(nothing to do with Jamie Lynn Spears) the teen mother can't handle it, she doesn't know what to do, she's so frustrated to the point where she hates the baby. You know this, you're a friend of the mother, she asks you to babysit. Now, you live in a two story appartment with a balcony, you go out to the balcony to read a book, you notice that the baby strays from your side, the moment of truth, theres a large chance the baby will fall, this will take a lot of stress out of the teen mothers life, perhaps put her entire life back on track again. But the baby will die, though its only two, its brain isn't even fully developed, and it won't feel any pain, when it hits it will die instantly, scientologists would argue that letting the baby drop would be "good conduct" because the "destruction" of the small life does not outweigh the possibilities of the "construction" of the teen mothers old life, though we all know that letting a baby fall to its death is a bad thing, scientologist seem not to think so.

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Germany classes Scientology as a business, rather than a religious organization, and has even gone so far as to consider a ban on Scientology. Belgium, France, Ireland, Luxembourg and the United Kingdom have not recognized Scientology as a religion. Scientology has also not been recognized as a religion in Israel or Mexico. A recent judicial investigation in Belgium is now in the process of prosecuting Scientology.

^^^FUCK YEAH!

If anybody has read the Lisa McPherson case they know how evil scientology is and that it is not a religion but in fact a cult. If you haven't read the Lisa McPherson case I don't suggest that you should, you might stumble on to some of the autopsy photos, If you really want to read about the case I strongly recommend NOT looking at the autopsy photos, you have been warned

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^^^= my response
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well I'm done for now, but as a last word: "scientology is evil folks, lets move to germany"
--me
goodnight.

Orange Crush by REM

2008-01-01T01:17:00.001-08:00